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Media Watch
Yale Notes
Commencement 2002 |
Media Watch
Vandals against terrorism
“Seams were visible where the
[Palestinian] flag was sewn up
after being sliced in half by vandals.”
— Alex Demille, Yale Herald, 4/26/02
People in cardboard houses
shouldn’t throw Molotov cocktails
“Omar Christidis, MC ’04, who
has lived in Lebanon all his life
feels that it is misleading to discuss
the two sides in the conflict
as equal partners. ‘There’s
no vicious cycle of violence.
There’s people with tanks and
people without tanks, people
living in homes, and people living
in rubble. Objectively, there
is one party that is far superior
militarily.”
— Alex Demille, Yale Herald, 4/26/02
Narcissism
“I love Yale because I am Yale.”
— Jacob Remes, YDN, 4/24/02
Failing our mission
“It has been said that since 1968
Yale has trained more union organizers
than corporate CEOs.”
— Jacob Remes, YDN, 4/24/02
Anti-whatmovement?
“It is time for me to become one
of those alumni, perhaps to be
the person in 15 years who will
be called by some Yale history
major wanting to know more
about the anti-sweatsop movement.”
— Jacob Remes, YDN, 5/1/02
What a pity
“As everyone might imagine,
setting up sound equipment in
the rain is simply a great way to
get someone killed.”
-Vidhya Prabhakaran, quoted
in YDN, 5/1/02
Surprise, surprise
“Board of Aldermen to consider
endorsing Lee”
— Headline, YDN, 5/1/02
Can’t you forgive?
“Even the most liberal and pro-reform
elements in the Chinese
leadership must wonder if there
are ulterior motives to American
criticisms. Thirteen years after
Tiananmen, U.S. politicians still
bash China about the student
massacres.”
— Stefano Chao, The Yale
Globalist, April 2002
What’s left?
“It is true that the Chinese
regime does not respect many
basic human rights, but human
rights alone cannot and should
not be the only factor driving
America’s policy, nor should
business interests.”
— Stefano Chao, The Yale
Globalist, April 2002
You’re even better at mass
murder!
“The Chinese cultural crisis is
ultimately misled, but it is not
unfounded. There is no rational
reason to feel inferior to a
civilization that gave rise to
Auschwitz.”
— William Han, The Yale
Globalist, April 2002
And the Jews "caused" the
Holocaust…
“In the end, feelings need not be
rational. The Chinese cultural
crisis is a product of Western
imperialism.”
— William Han, The Yale
Globalist, April 2002
McVeigh and Bin Laden: the
real victims
“Predictably, neither McVeigh
nor Bin Laden match the medical
diagnoses prescribed by society—
and it is for this reason
that Bin Laden, if found must be
killed.”
— Benjamin Landy, Journal of
Contemporary Culture, Vol. 3,
No. 2
Speak for yourself
“What’s more, these movies decline
to make any kind of larger
statement, leaving viewers to try
to clean up the moral mess themselves.”
— Emma Span, Journal of
Contemporary Culture, Vol. 3,
No.2
WHODUTHUNK it?
“There’s a lot of intellectual
fermet here [at the School of
Forestry & Environmental
Studies],” McDiarmid said.”
— Shinzong Lee, YDN, 5/1/02
The hard life of eating out
“By realizing the inconvenience
of purchasing their meals for a
day, students will come to realize
the hardship of not having three
meals a day provided for them.”
— Benita Singh, YDN, 4/26/02
Give it up.
“Bush and Cheney, the last men
standing in the least legitimate
election in our history….”
— Tavia Nyong’o, Continua,
April 2002
It is beautiful, isn’t it?
“The capacity of our ruling
classes to appropriate even the
most refractory of subversive
cultural figures and images for
the furtherance of the establishment
agenda never ceases to
amaze.”
— Tavia Nyong’o, Continua,
April 2002
Cultural sensitivity
“In the fantastical white-trash
universe of Rock’s latest video,
“Forever,” hundreds of American
flags take precedence over
big cars, mansions and Pamela
Lee’s breasts as the dominant
imagery.”
— Tavia Nyong’o, Continua,
April 2002
Yale Notes
What better thing to do on June 28th and
29th than to go to the Panther Film Fest
presented by the Black Panther Film Festival
and the Afro American Cultural Center
at Yale? Maybe Bobby Seale will
come back and order some people killed
who don’t comply: in other words, you
might want to do the right thing...
The Yale Free Press would like wish its
seniors and super-seniors luck upon
leaving us. We will fumigate the office
shortly. Oh wait, we don’t have an office...
Continua publishes all of its issues with
the same cover. I guess in this case, you
can judge a book by its cover.
Breaking News!
Natalie Krinsky realizes
that sex doesn’t always mean love. How
she wishes now that she could hear the
words, “I love you!” uttered once again.
Maybe now she can graduate from 6th
grade sex-ed. I guess even she’s graduating
from something this weekend.
Kudos to the YDN for their sensible coverage
of the unions and the Rev. Lee mess. The
News’ View endorsement of Maya Lin on 5/1/
02 deserves praise. Have you guys been
reading the YFP or something?
Apparently, Gourmet Heaven is planning to
open another store on Whitney, next to
Sandra’s and accross from Audubon Square.
Woohoo! Now we can get Heritage O’s at two
locations in New Haven!
Finally, someone took that damn Palestinian
flag down. What other terrorist nations’ flags
will go up next? Lybia? Iraq?
It is heartening that Ishai Eshkol noticed that
he was geting hosed by the YHHAP Fest
(YDN, 4/25/02). However, the YFP reported
on this two years ago. See William Rogel’s
December 1999 article, “Hapless YHHAP”
(available at http://www.yale.edu/yfp). It
pays to read the Yale Free Press. Literally.
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