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FROM THE COMMITTEE FOR LIBERAL REFORM
October 2000
Tired of sitting on the sidelines while others engage in ethnic conflict 
over ancestral territory? Fight phallocentric oppressors like Bill Clinton 
who only seek to legitimize conquest.  Remember … 

This Land is Our Land 

C. R. E. T. I. N.

Committee to Restore Ethnic Territory to Indigenous Nations 

 For over 500 years, our peoples have been oppressed by foreign 
overlords.  But we have not forgotten our heritage! (Or our lands.) 
The Blood of our ancestors—peace loving, environmentally 
attuned and spiritual—must be avenged.

We demand a complete restoration 
of the world’s borders as drawn in 1491 

But the edifice of oppression cannot be felled 
with this single blow.  We also demand …

•  Regret 
•  Awareness 
•  Jebusite, Visigoth and Hapsburg ethnic deans and cultural houses 
•  That the people, united, shall never be defeated 
•  That Spanish, the language of La Raza, be the official language of the U.S. – rather than English, the language of the oppressive European conquistadors. 
•  A national holiday to celebrate the glorious victory of the Aztecs over their neighbors, when we crushed our enemies, saw them driven before us, heard the lamentations of their women and ripped their hearts out on the altar of our gods.
Peace out.

In 1000 years, the Norman Conquest 
will be just another one of our legends. 

The following is a list of tribes that did not survive
the 15th century.  It is not intended to be exhaustive or exclusive:

Thracians, Chaldees, Sumerians, Peritzites, Amalekites, Picts, Celts, Britons, Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Philistines, Danites, Moabites, Midianites, Amorites, Goths, Visigoths, Ostrogoths, Carthaginians, Hittites, Etruscans, Weshesh, Cheruscini, Aedui, Jebusites, Vandals, Lombards, Cretans, Akkhadians, Peleset, Tjekker, Denye, Canaanites, Megaliths, Hivites, Edomites, Medes, Scythians, Arsacids, Elamites, Sarmatians, Kushans, Hajlandurs, Unogundurs, Ertebølle, Samis, Cantabridgeans, Frisians, Marcomanni, Guthes, Thuringians, Rugians, Khazars, Avars...

Julius Caesar says: "Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres." 
Hernando Cortes says: "I've got your land right here!"
 
Sponsored by C.R.E.T.I.N., the Gepid Anti-Defamation 
League, and the Committee for Liberal Reform
 
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