var quotes=new Array()

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quotes[0]='Old Satan couldn\'t get along without plenty of help.'
quotes[1]='It takes a heap of licks to strike a nail in the dark.'
quotes[2]='A barber does not shave himself.'
quotes[3]='A chick that will grow into a cock can be spotted the very day it hatches.'
quotes[4]='A child\'s fingers are not scalded by a piece of hot yam which his mother puts into his palm.'
quotes[5]='A comb becomes bad when it hurts you.'
quotes[6]='A cutting word is worse than a bowstring, a cut may heal, but the cut of the tongue does not.'
quotes[7]='A fool looks for dung where the cow never browsed.'
quotes[8]='A fool may chance to put something into a wise man\'s head.'
quotes[9]='A proud heart can survive a general failure because such a failure does not prick its pride.'
quotes[10]='A stranger has big eyes but sees nothing.'
quotes[11]='A stream cannot rise about its source.'
quotes[12]='A weapon which you don\'t have in your hand won\'t kill a snake.'
quotes[13]='Ashes fly back into the face of him who throws them.'
quotes[14]='Before shooting, one must aim.'
quotes[15]='Confiding a secret to an unworthy person is like carrying grain in a bag with a hole.'
quotes[16]='Do not call to a dog with a whip in your hand.'
quotes[17]='Don\'t set sail on someone else\'s star.'
quotes[18]='For tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare for it today.'
quotes[19]='He who is being carried does not realize how far the town is.'
quotes[20]='He who is born a fool is never cured.'
quotes[21]='He who learns, teaches.'
quotes[22]='He who talks incessantly, talks nonsense.'
quotes[23]='If a child washes his hands he could eat with kings.'
quotes[24]='If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.'
quotes[25]='If you don\'t stand for something, you will fall for something.'
quotes[26]='If you don\'t work you shan\'t eat.'
quotes[27]='If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry.'
quotes[28]='If you run after two hares you will catch neither.'
quotes[29]='If you\'re going home, you don\'t get wet.'
quotes[30]='If you\'re not part of the solution, you\'re part of the problem.'
quotes[31]='If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off your lips.'
quotes[32]='It is not what you are called, but what you answer to.'
quotes[33]='It is not with saying, "Honey," "Honey," that sweetness will come into the mouth.'
quotes[34]='It is not work that kills, but worry.'
quotes[35]='It\'s a bad child who does not take advice.'
quotes[36]='One must talk little and listen much.'
quotes[37]='Peace is costly but it is worth the expense.'
quotes[38]='Quarrels end, but words once spoken never die.'
quotes[39]='Return to old watering holes for more than water; friends and dreams are there to meet you.'
quotes[40]='Seeing is better than hearing.'
quotes[41]='Seeing is different than being told.'
quotes[42]='Send a boy where he wants to go and you see his best pace.'
quotes[43]='Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.'
quotes[44]='The day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery.'
quotes[45]='The egg shows the hen where to hatch.'
quotes[46]='The end of an ox is beef, and the end of a lie is grief.'
quotes[47]='The fool speaks, the wise man listens.'
quotes[48]='The fool sucks wisdom, as he porter sups, And cobblers grow fine speakers in their cups.'
quotes[49]='The lion does not turn around when a small dog barks.'
quotes[50]='To try and to fail is not laziness.'
quotes[51]='Two birds disputed about a kernel, when a third swooped down and carried it off.'
quotes[52]='We start as fools and become wise through experience.'
quotes[53]='When a fool is cursed, he thinks he is being praised.'
quotes[54]='When a king has good counselors, his reign is peaceful.'
quotes[55]='When a needle falls into a deep well, many people will look into the well, but few will be ready to go down after it.'
quotes[56]='When elephant steps on a trap, no more trap.'
quotes[57]='When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.'
quotes[58]='When the big tree falls, the goat eats its leaves.'
quotes[59]='When the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.'
quotes[60]='When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.'
quotes[61]='When two elephants fight, it is the grass that gets trampled.'
quotes[62]='When you know who his friend is, you know who he is.'
quotes[63]='When you live next to the cemetery, you cannot weep for everyone.'
quotes[64]='Whether the knife falls on the melon or the melon on the knife, the melon suffers.'
quotes[65]='Whoever tells the truth is chased out of nine villages.'
quotes[66]='Whom a serpent has bitten a lizard alarms.'
quotes[67]='Wood already touched by fire is not hard to set alight.'
quotes[68]='You can tell ripe corn by its look.'
quotes[69]='You must judge a man by the work of his hands.'

var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
document.write(quotes[whichquote])