Do you like to sing a sound? 
I do not sing, I'm Hillel-bound.
I'd like to pass, please let me through
I have much other things to do.
Would you sing it here or there?
I would not sing it anywhere.
I cannot sing, why can't you see?
I will not sing, just let me be.
Would you, could you, be a Cat?
An Alley Cat? Oh fancy that!
I would not like to be a Cat.
I have no tune, my notes are flat.
I would not sing it here or there.
I would not sing it anywhere.
Come sing the blues and please join Shades!
We're full of soul, we make the grade!
I would not like to sing the blues.
I'd screw up big and miss the cues.
I will not hum a single tone.
I'd like to go, leave me alone!
Join Magavet! Now that's for you!
Besides, you look just like a Jew!
I cannot sing a freakin' note.
I swear I'd mess up the Avot.
Now let me pass, these crowds are hell!
I'd like to sign up for Hillel...
You will not sing it. So you say.
We're Hillel! Join us today!
We do not sing it, you will see,
Only for the Hamotzi!
Say! I like this Jewish group!
Sign me up! Bust out the soup!
Hillel's real nice, they are not loud!
And joining makes my mother proud!
Well, that was quite an easy sell!
Thank you, ma'am!
Thank you, Hillel!
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