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| Name: Tim Carey |
| Year: Junior |
| High School: DeMatha School |
| Events: Freestyle |
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Bio: "Known to his friends as Sagwa, the Chinese-Siamese Cat, Tim spent the first years of his life living in a "cottage" in the woods of northern Uruguay. And by cottage I, of course, mean cave. Although he felt that there was something intrinsically wrong about his surroundings, he soon accepted that "Poppa Bear" and "Momma Bear" were truly his natural parents. Then, one fateful day, after hours of catching salmon and scrounging for berries, little Timmy arrived at home to find that there was something amiss. His porridge had been eaten all up and there was a
small girl in his bed. Startled by the stranger, Tim went to Momma and Poppa bear who quickly soothed young Tim. They told him to stop crying or they'd eat him. However, instead of eating Timmy, the Bears went
upstairs and ate the little girl. Relieved, Timmy went to sleep. The next day, animal control came to the cottage and put poor Poppa and
Momma Bear down. Thus, feeling abandoned and utterly alone in the world, Timmy was forced to live with his distant relatives in Botswana. In Botswana, Tim soon found himself bored with life. Although he could
swim with the hippopotamsus.... hippopotamisses.... hippopotami.... um...... zebras, he still longed for the something that was missing. He longed to fulfill his dreams and become a male dancer at Caeser's Palace in Las Vegas. You see, Yale is just a pit-stop on his way to bigger, and you can't keep a d-man down." |
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