Virginia Calkins

Nickname: Tanq
Number: ?
Class: 2010
Position: Cutter/Handler
Height: 5' 5"
Hometown: Northville, MI
Birthdate: July 6, 1988

Bio: Virginia Calkins is an alien/robot of Michiganian origin. Also known as Tanq (Tanqueray), V-A, or JONES. She requires approximately 2.25 hours of sleep for normal function, and is known for superhuman feats such as driving a terrified car of Mona girls from New Haven to Georgia in 6 hours time and getting her final econ paper peed on by a random dude in the street. This fearsome Piersonite and Supermona-House-resident prefers life af deutsch, tie-dyed, and true-blue midwestern. She is also the proud ancestor of many Mona progeny, including Team Red's Charks, Shaq and Dewey, and FOOTie Ellie 'Prune' Hong. Dang sista. That's fruitful and multiplyin'!