Liverence & Scholl (2012, JEP:HPP): Haiku version  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Time, it seems to fly
This, then that, then this, then that
Theme park rides all day

Time, drags on so slow
Inching forward, step by step
When will this line end?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(The initial submission of this project had more experiments and much more text -- weighing in at 11,455 words. The journal rejected it but expressed enthusiasm about a brief-report version -- and so the final published paper is a svelte 2,423 words. Yes, it shrunk by more than 78%. We were slightly concerned that our brief-report resubmission would also be rejected in this same fashion, so we pre-emptively prepared this 32-word version.)