Men’s Football (joseph.hsu@yale.edu and daniel.schechner@yale.edu)
Tuesday (9/25) at 5 vs. SY
Coed Football (kaitlin.kelly@yale.edu)
Tuesday (9/25) at 5 vs. SY
Coed Volleyball (kaitlin.kelly@yale.edu)
Monday (9/24) at 3:50 vs. DC
Friday (9/28) at 3:50 vs. BK
Men’s Soccer (luke.kanter@yale.edu and daniel.vargas@yale.edu)
Tuesday (9/25) at 3:50 vs. SY
Women’s Soccer (patricia.lehtinen@yale.edu and rebecca.summer@yale.edu)
Monday (9/24) at 5 vs. DC+PC
Coed Tennis (minh.n.tran@yale.edu)
Thursday (9/27) at 3:50 vs. BK
Coed Table Tennis (matthew.barr@yale.edu and arun.gupta@yale.edu)
Tuesday (9/25) at 7 vs. TD
Thursday (9/27) at 9 vs. TC
Coming Soon…
Men’s and Women’s Cross Country (erik.wagner@yale.edu and reilly.kayser@yale.edu)
Tuesday October 16th at 3:45
Coed Badminton (minh.n.tran@yale.edu)
“The Bible”
By Brent Godfrey
The bible is a big, big book
You really, really should take a look
It’s got poems and stories and lessons and poems
And giants and goblins and prophets and gnomes
First there was a big bang and then there was light
And in seven days God made the Earth – tight!
He made it – it was sweet, it was swell, it was good
It was the best thing that ever happened in the cosmic neighborhood
On day eight, my man God went all out
He did something to make the people scream and shout
He then gave them sport and joy and song
And he said “PLAY MORSE IMS or thy shalt be wrong!”
Thy will feel intense pain and shame and damnation
For Morse IMs will be the epitome of domination
They will conquer, they will plunder, they will win and they will destroy
They will be the best thing ever since your childhood toy
So come play Morse IMs
They will make you a stronger lad
So forget them not –
MORSE IMS THEY ARE RAD