From: Bill Strom [william.strom@yale.edu]
Sent: Monday, December 02, 2002 10:15 PM
To: marxists.and.moderates@yale.edu
Cc: gisele.roget@yale.edu; jason.farago@yale.edu; gregory.ablavksy@yale.edu; boris.volodarsky@yale.edu; william.strom@yale.edu
Subject: all the liblong week
all the liblong week
the *new* whipsheet of the liberal party of the yale political union
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week of: 02dec02

This week:
Mon: Lib Dinner
Wed: Professor Vron Ware @ JBB Dinner Forum
Sat: Liberal Party Elections
Sun: YPU Inquisition

Next week:
Mon: YPU Elections
Tue: Liberal Party New York Trip

Gentle readers:

I am both delighted and saddened to announce that this is the final whipsheet I will write to you as the sec/treas of the Liberal Party. Several goings-on in the next 8 days will ensure that never again will you see words like "liblong" or "steel cage match" in your inbox again. Unless, of course, you belong to the Tory Party's "WWE-fanatic!!!" list-serve. I am eager to pass the mantle of verbosity on to some other worthy young scholar. It has been both a lot of work and a lot of fun, and I hope I have brought you something new and refreshing on at least a semi-regular basis. Enjoy your final week of classes, and I wish you peace of mind.--}:-{)

PS: Look at all the cool stuff we've got going on!!!

*undercard*
02dec02 1730: Lib Dinner, Commons Dining Hall
On Monday at 5:30 PM, we communed (yes, past-tense--sorry this edition is late in coming!) in irony and ecstasy under the portrait of Bush the Greater in the Lords and Commons Dining Hall. If you weren't there, we missed you.

*main event(1)*
04dec02 1730: Jonathan Brewster Bingham Dinner Forum, Timothy Dwight College South Common Room
Wednesday evening at 5:30 PM, Professor Vron Ware will join us for the final JBB Dinner Forum of the Semester. Professor Ware is a lecturer in Sociology and Women and Gender Studies, has been focusing on feminism and racism for over 20 years as a journalist, activist and academic. Author of Beyond the Pale: white women, racism and history (Verso, 1992) she has subsequently contributed to transatlantic debates on gender and the social construction of whiteness. Her second area of research and teaching interests lies in Urban Studies, and particularly in the history of urban (and rural) landscapes, formations of identity and place, and urban cultures. With us on Wednesday, Professor Ware will be discussing the formation of the white race. Don't miss this amazing opportunity to rub shoulders with another top-notch scholar!

*royal rumble*
07dec02 1430: Liberal Party Elections, Davenport College Common Room
On Saturday afternoon at 2:30 PM, we will select our executive board for the spring term of the 2002-2003 academic year. All are encouraged to participate in the selection of our new leadership, and all are, of course, encouraged to run for office, especially freshmen. Watch your email boxes for an email addendum from Lib Chair Gisèle Roget delineating the roles and responsibilities of the e-board positions. Feel free to contact any of us with questions: gisele.roget@yale.edu, jason.farago@yale.edu, gregory.ablavksy@yale.edu, boris.volodarsky@yale.edu, william.strom@yale.edu.

*steel cage match*
08dec02 1900: Liberal Party Inquisition, Location TBA
On Sunday evening at 7:00 PM, after the Mel Brooks song-and-dance, several candidates seeking YPU office will come to speak on our floor. Come armed with questions to find out about their visions for the YPU, and hopefully we'll get some straight answers. This activity is separate from Liberal Party Elections, and need not be attended in order to cast your vote in the YPU elections proper.

*king of the ring*
09dec02 1100-1700: Yale Political Union Elections
Next Monday from 11:00 AM to 5:00 PM, the Yale Political will hold its elections for the executive board for the spring term of the 2002-2003 academic year. If you qualified to vote ("qualled") this term, this is what all the stink was about! Ignore all those "Meets RP" classes--that doesn't really mean anything. Come decide who will Lead the Floor for the Left, who will Speak, and who will Preside. I'll spare you any attempt to use verb forms of other e-board positions. This is the big pay-off for all these deliberations, inquisitions, and elections. Gratuitous Capitalization will Abound, so Don't Miss Out!!!

*main event(2)*
10dec02: Liberal Party New York Trip
Easily our most fun event of the year, next Tuesday we will meet at Phelps Gate at 7:30 AM for our semesterly trip into New York to sight-see and meet with prominent leftist thinkers. This semester packs a might punch as we will chat with David McReynolds, the Socialist candidate for President in 2000, about the state of the American left, and with Gloria Feldt, President of Planned Parenthood, about international family planning and the imminent appointment of further Supreme Court Justices opposed to reproductive rights. Both have been wonderfully engaging speakers on the floor of the YPU in recent years. Further information about our distinguished guests can be found at www.socialistpartyusa.org and www.plannedparenthood.org, respectively.

IMPORTANT: Due to security concerns at Planned Parenthood, it is IMPERATIVE that you contact gregory.ablavsky@yale.edu if you are considering participating in the New York trip.

*exit music*
"It is not impossible to imagine society so conscious of its power that it could allow itself the noblest luxury available to it,-that of letting its malefactors go unpunished. 'What do I care about my parasites,' it could say, 'let them live and flourish: I am strong enough for all that!'...Justice, which began by saying 'Everything can be paid off, everything must be paid off,' ends by turning a blind eye and letting off those unable to pay,-it ends, like every good thing on earth, by sublimating itself. The self-sublimation of justice: we know what a nice name it gives itself-mercy."

from On the Genealogy of Morality (II.10), by Friedrich Nietzsche
and if you've read this far, well done you. i almost didn't write this far.--}:-{)