From:
Ad Libitum
Contained
within:
*A
"Short" Rambling and Reflection
*Upcoming
Events
*Liberal
Party Endorsements
*General
Miscellany
*The
Final Thought
"Short"
Rambling/Reflection:
My
dearest luscious Libs ~
As
I sit on my sketchy futon watching the sun rise, I can't help but reflect upon
the state of my life, the world, and, most importantly, the Lib Party.
Pristine snow has blanketed the campus, presenting us with a fresh and pure landscape
to look out upon. As I huddle beneath my comforter, I can't help but wish that
the world could actually become such a pure place and that the heating in my
ghetto L-Dub room actually functioned. However, more important than my
unattainable wishes of a peaceful world and not dying of hypothermia, are the
events which came to pass this last weekend in our party. The afternoons
of Saturday and Sunday presented us with a change in leadership, and Sunday
night gave us 6 hours of Inquisition fun (complete with Green
Apple martinis) where we reached consensus as to who we, as a party,
wish to endorse for the YPU positions. While this was a good
productive weekend for us as a group, I have a feeling that many of you, much
like myself, were not productive in an individual academic sense. As
such, I shall bid you farewell for the moment and let you get back to writing
term papers and studying for finals. Good luck and happy holidays!
Upcoming
Events:
YPU
Elections:
Today
(Monday Dec. 8th) from 12-5 in the basement of WLH. Come out and vote!
Lib
Banquet:
Wednesday
Dec. 10th at 6:30 pm at Thai Taste. Come for the good food and stay for
the company. "Bonding time" will immediately follow the event
in Durfee B41 - the common room of our newly elected comm'y sec.
(That would be Jade Lamb for those of you who didn't bother to come to the
caucus or pay attention to my last e-mail.)
Liberal
Party Endorsements:
After
grueling the candidates with questions about things like tennis matches
involving comic strip characters, philosophers and theologians, the Liberal
Party has come to the consensus to officially endorse the following candidates
seeking positions in the YPU:
President
- Steven Christoforou
Vice
President -Yassmin Sadeghi (Go Yassmin! Woohoo!)
Speaker
- Adam Stockton
Floor
Leader of the Left - Roger Low
Secretary
- Matt Craig
General
Miscellany:
Very
little sleep, illness and stress do strange things to one's thinking
process. Perhaps that's why I find the following so amusing:
Badgers,
a mushroom and a snake. Need I say more?
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
All
right, so this one is slightly (well, extremely) inappropriate, but I think
it's funny.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bangbangbang.shtml
Bush
busts a move! Further evidence that he is nothing more than a puppet to
be manipulated....
http://www.miniclip.com/dancingbush.htm
I'm
only 21.49901% Geek. Fairly low on the overall geekiness scale...
http://www.innergeek.us/geek.html
Make
sure your sound is on. Loud.
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/optical_sabotage.asp
And
now, because I like dictionaries, I present the Lib word of the week.
Incorporate it into your vocabulary and impress (i.e. confuse) your friends!
This
week's word is "libelluloid" an adjective meaning "like or
pertaining to dragon flies."
The
Final Thought:
"I
have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me."
-Dudley
Field Malone
**Brittney**