Ad Libitum

Volume 7

The Whipsheet, Abridged:

*Procrastination 101

*The Lib-filled Week

*Hot IPster of the Week

*The Lib Bitch

*The Final Thought

Procrastination 101:

My Luscious Libs,

Why must it always come down to this?  3 am on a Sunday night, homework not done, whipsheet just being sent out and class in 6 1/2 hours?  I really should work on my time management skills.  Actually, on second thought, I take that back.  We all know college isn't really about work, right?  (Things like Yalestation.dating are infinitely better uses of my time....just kidding.)  College is really about the social life and all those wonderful personally enriching activities.  I'd like to tell that to my parents...but I think I'll just opt for not sending them my grades instead.

**Brittney**

This Week In The Libs:

Lib Dinner

*Monday, February 17th at 5:30 in the Branford Pitt*

I seriously doubt you have a hot date planned for a Monday evening, so no excuses!  Come eat with all of your favorite Libs!

YPU:  "Resolved: The Women's Movement Has Not Gone Far Enough"

*Tuesday, February 18th at 7:30 (tentatively) in the Law School Auditorium*

The keynote speaker this week is Kim Gandy, the president of NOW (the National Organization for Women).  Ms. Gandy should be a superb speaker, so come sign in for the Libs and listen to what promises to be an excellent speech!  If you want some more info before Tuesday's debate, check out NOW's website:  http://www.now.org/

Lib Discussion: "Resolved:  (Sketchy) Hook-ups Are Better Than True Love."

*Wednesday, February 19th at 7:30 in the D-port Common Room*

With Valentine's Day over and done with, it's time to re-evaluate this whole "love" thing.  Is trying to find "true love" really worth it, or is the search futile?  Doesn't the sweet simplicity of a hook-up who you'll never have to see again appeal to you? Come, bring friends, roommates, and (especially) lovers to our discussion this week!  (Yes, we know we've switched back to the resolution format, but it just didn't sound as good as a question....)

Hot IPster of the Week:

Goran Lynch

Despite the fact that he's no longer chief whip (and we all know how hot whips are...), Goran still gets the title this week.  C'mon.  Just look at him!  If you need more of an explanation than that, you may need to get your eyes checked for glaucoma.

The Lib Bitch:

I got eight Herald valentines. This seems like a nice number, I know.  But my boyfriend got TWENTY. And yes, I sent him five, but I really don't see how that's relevant.

It took you thirty seconds to shovel sausage after sausage onto your plate at brunch today. Then, just when I thought the line would start to move, you pushed us all back so that you could get eggs, out of order. And when I thought that I had successfully suppressed the memory of you, there you were at the toaster putting a whole fucking pita onto the conveyor belt. I had to wait and wait to get my English muffin in there. You should be executed, preferably after being worked to the bone. And if that doesn't sound liberal, well, you've made me into a Stalinist.

Dealing with bureaucratic bullshit is low on my list of enjoyable activities.

The Final Thought:

"Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training."

~Anna Freud