Ad Libitum
Volume
13
Crack
that whip(sheet):
*Lucky
#13
*The
Liberific Week
*Miscellany
*Hot
IPster of the Week
*The
Lib Bitch
*The
Final Thought
Lucky
#13
Good
morning my lucky Libs!
I've
now been subjecting you all to my ramblings for 13 weeks. It's amazing
what they'll let you get away with once elected to office, isn't it?
That, however, is a conversation for a different day. For now, we've got
lots of Lib-centric events on the horizon, so take a look at what's up and
coming and be sure to pencil us in. After all, you wouldn't want to miss
all of the fun and excitement that erupts whenever there are a Lib or two
around.
**Brittney**
The
Liberific Week
Lib
Dinner
*Monday,
April 12th at 5:30 in the Branford Pit*
Though
the name may imply a musty and mildewy atmosphere, the Pit is the place to be
on Monday evenings! Come grab a meal with your favorite luscious Libs!
YPU
- "Resolved: Alcohol Should Be Prohibited, Especially in Schools."
*Tuesday,
April 8th at 7:30 in LC 317*
Earl
Dodge, the former Prohibition Party Presidential Candidate, is our keynote
speaker for this week. I'm pretty sure you ALL have at least some
semblance of an opinion on this issue, so you had better come to YPU this
week! Email Roger (roger.low@yale.edu)
if you want to speak. This is also the LAST meeting to qual, so come and
sign in before the ship has sailed!
Discussion
- "Is the environment more important than the economy?"
*Wednesday,
April 9th at 7:30, location TBA*
Should
we sacrifice the environment for a buck? Do we really trust private
companies to ensure we have places to keep nature as it should be, or is that
just asking for smog and clear-cut forests? Earth day isn't too far of,
so come to our discussion in a fit of naturalist excitement! (Our meeting
location is in a state of limbo at the moment, so look for an update on
Wednesday.)
Tie-Dye
Extravaganza
*Saturday,
April 17th at 1:30 in the JE courtyard*
This
is a Lib-inspired (Sudler-funded) event! See some wearable art with
a social message and tie dye your own fair-trade shirt! Or, bring
something of your own to tie-dye if you prefer. Take a break from your
party-filled weekend to stop by, this should be a lot of fun. (In case of
rain, the extravaganza will move inside JE entryway F)
Lib
Caucus
*Saturday,
April 24th*
Just
a little advanced warning for any and all of you planning on running for Lib or
YPU office. If you're interested, you should talk to Alex or to the
current position holder:
Chair:
Alex (alexander.lee@yale.edu)
Vice
Chair: Betsy (elizabeth.anne.williams@yale.edu)
Chief
Whip: Jose (jose.minan@yale.edu)
Secretary:
Brittney (brittney@yale.edu)
Treasurer:
Rob (robert.millie@yale.edu)
JBB
Director: Will (william.cornwell@yale.edu)
Community
Secretary: Jade (jade.lamb@yale.edu)
YPU
VP: Yassmin (yassmin.sadeghi@yale.edu)
Miscellany:
www.yale.edu/FOCUS
Freshmen:
Apps for FOCUS are coming up this Friday, April 16th. Get to know New
Haven and its residents through community service! Learn more about local
issues and politics by talking with experts! Meet other rising sophomores
interested in the city! In short, FOCUS on New Haven! August
20-26. (Apps and further information at www.yale.edu/FOCUS)
http://www.prohibition.org/
Do
your homework before the YPU! Browse around the Prohibition Party's
website and learn some useful.
http://www.prohibitionists.org/
More
prohibition! Hooray!
http://revbilly.com/revsite/sloganator1/sloganator/index.html
"We
can detain you, you know."
http://themanlyartofwenching.blogspot.com/
If
you don't like a website called "The Manly Art of Wenching," well, I
just don't know how to please you then.
Hot
IPster of the Week:
Roger
Low.
So
cute, so cuddly, so HOT. What more can I say? (I have it on
good authority that his sister is hot too. The Low family certainly has a
lot to offer.)
The
Lib Bitch:
There's
a reason people go to libraries: to work. Not to listen to the drivel
that you spew to your so-called "friends" about what you consider
an interesting life. Sit down, shut up, and do some work. Maybe
that way you'll get out of here with a GPA that's a higher average than the
amount of hickeys to be found on your neck on any given day.
Any
event that ENDS before 7 am has no place on a college campus.
Hey,
guess what? I'm not interested. Stop calling me before I get a
restraining order.
.
The
Final Thought:
"The most heroic word in all languages is revolution."
~Eugene Debs