From: Will Cornwell [william.cornwell@yale.edu]
Sent: Monday, January 27, 2003 12:18 AM
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Tastefully Libilicious                                    
The nouveau and boughetto whipsheet of the Liberal Party of the Yale Political Union
Dos
Week of 26JAN03
The Super bowl...  It never ceases to amaze me how every year it comes around and every year I feel compelled to watch it.     I don't particularly like football.  In all honesty, I don't know what's going on, I just scream like everyone else or boo when there is a "good" or "bad" play.   I guess it's kind of like those signature Burberry scarves. Everyone and their Mama seems to have one or want to have one.  You don't believe me?  Next time you go walking around campus take a look around and you'll be bound to see the melange of tan, maroon, cream and black caressing by-passers necks.  You may even see some skank with one of those counterfeit Wal-mart knock-offs or some of those "yellow" or "peachy" looking ones bought off a friendly faux dealer in New York for $10.00.   Maybe you're lost in my logic but...here we go I'm about to tie up the loose ends.  The Super bowl, for hard core fans and wannabe onlookers (like me) is like a Burberry scarf.  The experience is so compelling people are willing to feign interest (purchase).  Personally, I'm into Super bowl Sunday for the quesadillas.
Now for this week's countdown:

Moby Monday
27Jan03
Lib Dinner Common's Dining Hall 5:30 pm
Come join us under the "pensive" gaze of President Bush and hear Greg tell a new story about the YPU that will make you bust a gut.

TLC Tuesday
28Jan03
YPU Resolved "Yale Should Divest From Israel" 7:30 pm LC
This is better known as the "Charles Debate".  If YPU were NBC this would be "Must See T.V".   The Cons and PORS are guaranteed to debase themselves into petty squabbling like Leroy in the "What's Goin' Down" episode of "That's My Mama".    
Last year, it devolved into a classic "Jerry Springer" fist-fight.  In the word's of Mary J. Blidge "Some ish goin' down" this year.

(Justin) Timberlake Thursday
30Jan03
Joint Lib-Con Debate. Resolved "The Melting-Pot is a myth" 7:30 pm Berkeley Common Room
By our definition of  "melting-pot " the debate will be "Ameri-centric"
So come out to add a little "flavah" to the pot!

(Nelly) Furtado Friday
31Jan03
Dinner at Pepe's, meet at Phelps Gate at 5:30pm

Quote of the Week:
"Yeah.  Well you know what baby, I'm almost single.  My husbands on death row."
                                                                                                                Married Woman
                                                                                                                "Coming To America"(1988)