GASO
Mail
Below are
the mail items that we have received. Check out both our flame
mail and our fan mail.
Flame
Mail
"Guten
tag",
The reason
I greet you in German is because I happen to browse through your
organization page and, after reading it, decided that you potentially
could become the Yale Chapter of Neo-nazis. It is, however, delightful
to see such a plethora of opinions among the graduate students
at Yale. However, I think, that despite the cheerful puppy-enthusiasm
which springs off your page, there won't be enough people at Yale
who are moronic and indifferent enough to buy all the cheap libel
that you are "advertising" on your page. What comes
to mind is a question: "Who are your sponsors?"
Best wishes
to your short-lived enterprise.
--[name reluctantly
withheld] -- EE, '02
Editorial
Comments -- It's difficult to comment on a statement
which lacks any coherence, but to address the one clear question
that was raised regarding our sponsorship -- Sponsorship of what?
It's a webpage. Whoever wants to print out a poster buys the paper,
prints it out, and hangs it up. Whoever wants to contribute to
the page types it and emails it. There are no non-members of gaso
getting paid to do anything. Gaso is not prostituting itself to
any other entity for the sake of money. Gaso really is a grass
roots effort. It may be inconceivable to you that people will
do things that they believe in without monetary compensation,
but believe it man, it's happening.
"Woof".
Fan
Mail
"I found
your website by chance. I wanted to send you my encouragements
for your initiative, which I find very positive. It is not that
I disagree with Geso's goals (I don't even know what they are),
but I strongly disagree with their methods. I indeed think that
Geso's disrespectful ways toward people (both fellow grad students
and the Dean) and their undemocratic tactics are simply not worthy
of Yale students. Thanks for the time you spend defending free-thinking,
respectful-of-others, unharassed grad student life at Yale."
"Please,
feel free to post my email on your website --and include my name:
we live in a free country."
Benoit Mercereau,
PhD student in economics
Please count
me in as being opposed to the formation of a union of grad students
at Yale
Name withheld
upon request.
The GESO missionaries
are out harassing me again -- for fourth time in three months.
They stuff my mailbox with their (unwanted and unappreciated)
newsletters, they showed up eager and unannounced on my doorstep
last spring, they called me on the phone and under the guise of
a friendly 'conversation' trapped me in a circular, propagandistic
rant for 20 minutes: "I really have to go now... Excuse me,
I really don't have time now... Sorry, I'd really rather not talk
any more ... Sorry I really do have to go now ... No, I really
don't want to discuss this any more... I really have to get back
to my work now..." for TWENTY FREAKING MINUTES.
These people
will not take a hint. They will not take a direct statement ("I
do not want to talk about this."). They will not even take
the most baldly direct and insistent declaration: I DO NOT EVER
WANT TO TALK WITH YOU ABOUT GESO AGAIN -- I know, because I tried
that last time, and what happened? Somebody else came to try to
recruit me, again under the pretense of a casual, friendly conversation.
Who do they think they are fooling? And no, neither the sincerity
of their devotion to the GESO cause nor their earnest beliefs
in the omnipotent goodness of the union is any excuse for this
behavior.
WHAT WILL
IT TAKE TO MAKE THESE PEOPLE GO AWAY?
I stand, on
principle, against propaganda in the guise of 'friendly conversations'
(always one-sided, you will note), distorted ideological-political
arguments, and the pressure of zealots. If they would respect
a "no" answer then I could, maybe, respect them. But
they have shown (repeatedly, to my great misfortune) that the
only answer they will accept is the GESO answer.
Thank God
for GASO. If there is any active party to oppose GESO, sign me
up.
Name withheld
upon request
I hate unions
and dread the thought of being forced into one. You have my full
support in your efforts against unionization. Best wishes,
-- name withheld for lack of explicit permission
Just wanted
to add myself to the official unofficial list of anti-GESO students.
-- name withheld for lack of explicit permission
how can I
help?!?!?
-- name withheld for lack of explicit permission
Dear gaso
folks,
Please add me to your list of non-members. When I arrived here
a few years ago, GESO wanted nothing to do with science students.
Now they're working feverishly to convince the more junior science
students that we're all oppressed and unhappy. I'm disgusted.
Count me in. Thanks for all your time and effort.
--Name withheld
upon request
The sickly
politicization of recent Assembly and Charter events by those
with very particular, vested interests has made clear that the
Yale "apathetic" community needs to wake-up! Come on
GASO folks, arise from your slumber. There are many who support
you on campus.
-- received
from an anonymous email address!
As a Ph.D.
candidate at Yale School of Forestry and Env. Studies, a note
to add my name to GASO (if non-organizations have lists of names).
I have been significantly annoyed by the GESO campaign and the
calls I have received asking for me to sign petitions. I would
go so far as to say that I was harassed to sign the petition.
I happen to be very happy with the graduate deal I have here at
Yale. I think that if GESO wants better funding and job opportunities,
etc., they should lobby Congress, not bite the hand that feeds
them (that being Yale, a non-profit organization that is doing
a great job). Please contact me if you want any further support.
Cheers,
Bronson Griscom
Dear gaso
folks,
Please add
me to your list of non-members. When I arrived here a few years
ago, GESO wanted nothing to do with science students. Now they're
working feverishly to convince the more junior science students
that we're all oppressed and unhappy. I'm disgusted. Count me
in. Thanks for all your time and effort.
--Anonymous upon request
"You
guys are right on. Keep on fighting the good fight. I mean that."
-- anonymous fan in the Classics Dept.
"Thank
you. I'm glad somebody's finally saying something."
-- name withheld for lack of explicit permission
"Please
add me to your register of non-members. I enthusiastically decline
GESO's representation. Thanks for creating a forum for "alternative"
discourse. I hope it has legs.
If you ever
hold a non-meeting, please send me a non-invitation. I will not
decline. In the meantime, I hope that people are planning to attend
the "town meeting" on Weds. It would be a real shame
if the "town" is only "represented" by the
usual choir. Thanks again for taking a necessary and courageous
stand."
-- name withheld for lack of explicit permission
"I read
over some comments in the GASO site and just wanted to say BRAVO.
It is refreshing to hear that free will and creativity are still
alive and sacred to some."
-- name withheld for lack of explicit permission
"It's
comforting to know that there are others here at yale who don't
believe in biting the hand which feeds them. Thank you for publishing
your webpage. I could not agree more strongly with its philosophy.
In the short
time I have been a grad student here, I have been bombarded by
a slew of GESO propaganda. It sickens me to know that students
in my own department (who are treated extremely well by the university)
are capable of generating such noise. The aggressiveness with
which they express their views is unwarranted and annoying. If
there is ever anything I can do to help GASO, you can count on
my support."
-- Mark A. Breidenbach MB&B, '04
"My congratulations
on forming just the necessary counterbalance to GESO's nefarious
influence. I'm interested in getting more involved, although that
may not be an option with this type of organization. If you ever
have a non-meeting or similar non-event, please let me know."
-- name withheld for lack of explicit permission
Regarding GESO Organizing Strategies
An email sent 23 August 2000:
Greetings
Shafali,
Harmonious
with your shameful disregard yesterday, I can only again aver
that I am unsalvageable. With infinite sincerity and seriousness
I requested to be left alone and yet you showed up at my house.
Perhaps I had not voiced my desires of hermitage strongly enough.
The intersection of my naivete and your tenacity led us down the
familiar path to nowhere. Yesterday, in this unsolicited exchange,
we truly reinvented the wheel so that we could debate the nature
of circularity. How you counsel your laborious ponderings over
the weightiest of scholastic matters bespeaks to the gravity you
so laboriously manifest. How am I to respond to such an advance?
I cannot. For I, as you put it, am an asshole. I beg of you to
take your ascription seriously. Please, please, please, believe
that I am an asshole. Your honest words spoke so essentially to
the heart of the matter. Absorb your beliefs about my character
and move beyond me. Please.
Nonetheless,
you continue to sally forth into my personal space, fully armed
with knowledge of my detestable condition. So cavalier you are
to my nasty qualities, my assholeness, that you persist in contacting
me despite my many requests to the contrary. Such reckless persistence
befits the minister, the meretrix, the mendicant. The canine returning
to it's vomit. Kindly view me as someone you can hardly bear to
think tranquilly. Make yesterday's visit your last. Make it your
swan song, your farewell performance, your final manifestation
of decency in my lowly presence. Make yourself aware of the legality
of your actions.
I cannot control
your emotional response regarding my outrageous requests of privacy.
However, if you--like so many others--would hold me in so great
contempt, I would forever get what I so rightly deserve: pristine
sequestration from your sincere and agenda-less advances. Please,
I beg of you. Consider me as the embodiment of disgust, a great
discomfort, an unruly plague. I want to be the sharp staple in
your office carpet, the palsied homunculus that runs around your
brain, the palpable cyst on a loved-one's neck, the oozing track-mark
on a junkie's arm. I am not worthy. Your attention should be drawn,
pulled, forced to others--those unsullied by the saturnine epiphany
that all academia--indeed life--is nonsensical. In all this, I
am simply asking that you develop a deep repulsion for me. Thoughts
of contacting me should be wrestled to the floor with impunity.
My birth-name should invoke a Pavlovian distaste for my unsavoriness.
My entire daily routine should summon an involuntary urge to detour.
Please, I beg of you. I am not worthy. Let me fester in my anonymous,
uncaring, indifferent world. Please leave me be. Please leave
me. Please leave. Please.
with waxing
impatience,
Richard R. Lawler
On
the sanctity of the home...or lab
Dear Sir or
Madam,
I briefly
became more than non-active in my stance against GESO, and thought
I'd share my tips with any interested parties. We've all been
harassed by GESO. And, in my misguided youth three years ago,
I saw how and why from the inside. The GESO 'organizer' for a
department pushes every member in that department to submit a
list of names at every meeting. Those names are 'people we will
talk to about joining GESO.' As MCDB GESO members began to realize
what GESO really stood for...unionization and only unionization,
at any cost, on any front, MCDB GESO support rapidly declined.
To remedy
this, the current GESO fearless leader, Antony Dugdale, employed
GESO's favorite tactic of bothering you until you give in. They
called MCDB grads at home, numerous times. They visited our homes,
numerous times, (and often, appeared in supposedly secure and
locked apartment buildings!) And, much to the annoyance of our
friendly EPH inspectors, would stop by 'to chat' as we were engaged
in the use of radioactive and hazardous materials in our labs.
They concentrated on the new guys, the first years who didn't
know the real story on GESO, and foreign students, most of whom
had no prior experience with such brutal assault tactics, never
having encountered Girl Scouts in cookie season.
We got them
to STOP! YEAH! A cheer for all of those who don't give a rat's
ass about whether or not walking to class be counted as part of
the 57% teaching load us TAs supposedly have. How? I circulated
a polite request, enforced with the suggestion of legal prosecution
for trespassing, amongst my department, and any student not interested
in having a GESO representative contact them at home, (either
in person or on the phone,) or at work, signed it. The response
was so favorable...or, I suppose, unfavorable, if you're a GESO
member, that GESO couldn't help but take notice that, surprise
surprise, in today's world, NO MEANS NO!
I suggest
other departments, to help out the new students before they, too,
are forced to join just to get GESO to stop bothering them, circulate
a similar petition. Simply state that the undersigned people do
not wish to be visited, or to otherwise engage in conversation,
with a GESO representative. Send a list of the names you collect
to antony.dugdale@yale.edu, and cc your chair and Dean Hockfield.
-Alycia Shilton
5th year MCDB
The
petition itself: Appended 27 April 2000:
Just Say No
To Geso
We, the undersigned,
being of sound mind and body, and knowing as much as we feel necessary
to make a fair judgement in matters of joining GESO and the drive
for unionization, hereby request that members of GESO and GESO
representatives leave us alone. Please do not call us, do not
come to our homes, do not visit our labs or classrooms or offices,
and do not seek to engage us in 'conversation.' Any attempt to
do so will be considered harassment and will be treated as such.
If GESO members do not respect our wishes, we will be forced to
seek legal enforcement of the right to privacy [this includes
but is not limited to prosecution for trespassing and the attainment
of restraining orders].
-- signed by 12 students
A
Question Regarding Gaso Opinion ...
I made it through the first point of your declaration and had
a thought/question for [GASO].
If time teaching
contributes to our education than would it not be enough that
we each teach just one course? How would you , for example, like
to take the same course over and over and over again - like the
movie Groundhog Day with Bill Murray - is not once enough for
educational purposes?
-- name withheld
for lack of explicit permission
...
And a Response
Although this is not to be inferred as an answer to your question,
I feel it is necessary to point out that Bill Murray turned from
a loathsome character to a real decent guy who got the woman only
as a consequence of his experience.
The question
you are interested in is an important one, but the fact that you
have addressed it to GASO raises the prospect that there may be
a common misinterpretation of GASO's mission and its status as
a non-organization. GASO is a collection of individuals who have
gathered for the singular purpose of generating a repository of
data and logic that support why unionization of the graduate student
body is not an acceptable proposal. In this light, GASO is not
an alternative organization to GESO. Gaso has no desire to ask
anyone to swallow unpalletable ideas in order that they may have
one of their issues represented. Gaso represents only one idea--that
we wish not to be assimilated into a union, which robs us of our
choices by homogenizing our opinions into a collective, narrow-minded
agenda.
To be more
substantial and to refer to the problem you pose, students in
different disciplines have different teaching requirements that
reflect a balance of the department's teaching load, the pedagogical
needs of the students, the emphasis of teaching in your field
of scholarship, the financial support that teaching generates,
the time required for research at a prestigious research university,
and a myriad of other departmental and class specific needs that
I can or cannot identify from my vantage point as graduate student.
There will undoubtedly be times where these factors are unbalanced,
but what is also certain is that there is no single formula for
every department, class, and TA, and as such those cases have
an appropriate arena in which they should be addressed. I can't
begin to digest how this balance is accomplished for every department,
class, and TA, so I would personally feel remiss is signing my
name to a solution to a problem with which I have no connection
or understanding. This resolution is the very intention of a union,
to bully administration into a solution that has been forged by
people who are largely indifferent or in disaccord by virtue of
their dissimilar graduate situations. GASO's intent is to collect
and disseminate ideas like these, that argue why a union cannot
effectively solve problems like yours given its by-nature, inappropriate
sense of scope.
In regards
to your comments, we can only recommend that you contact Dr. Hockfield,
as this is exactly the sort of question that she is actively soliciting.
You should also contact your Graduate Student Assembly representative
either directly or through GSA's Webboard, as they are in close
collaboration with the administration in matters of graduate student
life. These avenues, not GASO and not a union, are the appropriate
recourse for your concerns.
-- Dan Price,
4th year MB&B
GESO:
intolerant of other graduate students' rights
Thanks for
your eloquent expressions of the reasons why it is important for
us not to unionize. I appreciate the efforts you have made to
get the word out that we con't have to join an organization that
will tell us what to think, take our money away from us in the
form of dues, and commit horrible misdeeds such as calling me
at home during the second half of the first closely contested
Super Bowl in a decade to tell me what to think about allegedly
hugely important issues that only affect two or three people.
Thanks for
your efforts on behalf of those of us who don't want to protest
anything.
During my
first year in the Yale Graduate School, I was asked to take a
survey by a member of GESO. I was told that it was unnecessary
for me to be a member in order to take the survey and that GESO
was just interested in finding out what all students thought.
The GESO coordinator assigned to survey me, Antony Dugdale, asked
me to meet with him. I found this a bit curious since most people
distributing a survey will usually allow you to fill it out at
your leisure, but I found out soon enough why I had to meet with
Antony to take the survey. Some of the questions on the survey
were asked from a purely factfinding point of view to find out
how much teaching and other work students had done, but others
were intended to poll students to find out their opinions. Whenever
I gave an answer that did not correspond with the GESO party line,
I was "educated" with "background information"
and asked if I wanted to change my answer. Prior to this occurence,
I was not very strongly supportive of GESO's efforts, but I was
willing to grant that as scholars that at least had some integrity.
Later it got
even worse. I had no intention of ever dealing with GESO again,
but they called me at my home during the Super Bowl(I have a friend
from Indiana who was called at home while a Pacers' playoff game
was on TV, and we are not certain that this is a standard form
of tactics by GESO, but they certainly harass you more often than
long distance companies trying to get you to switch carriers),
so in order to get off the phone ASAP without being rude I agreed
to meet with Mr. Dugdale again. While in my office, my officemate
and I discussed our issues over the way the survey was conducted
(the person who surveyed her was even more forceful about pushing
her to give the "correct" answers), and Mr. Dugdale
admitted that the person who had surveyed my officemate was out
of control, but that GESO had made no effort to get someone else
to take the surveys instead of him.
This whole
incident, I think, encompasses all that is bad about GESO - the
intolerance of the rights of other graduate students to hold opposing
viewpoints, the overzealous recruitment, and most of all the dishonesty
- that they are willing to take and use a survey that not only
doesn't sample a random cross-section of students, but also fails
to reflect accurately the opinions of those who do take the survey.
I object mildly to the concept of a representative body forcing
binding contract conditions on all students within the university.
I object much more strongly to a non-representative group of students
trying to tell me what to think and claiming to represent me when
in fact they do not.
BTW, I recently
heard another story about why unionization is bad. I was talking
to a physics grad student from Rutgers, which has a union. One
of the stipulations of their contract is that all students are
paid the same amount of money, regardless of department. The physics
faculty were concerned that this was preventing them from getting
good students, because the free market dictates that physics students
be paid more than students in the humanities. They took a vote
and agreed to give up their pay raise for one year if the money
could be added to their students stipends instead. The collective
bargaining agreement prevented this action from actually taking
place.
-- Tom Maccarone,
4th year Astronomy
A
Graduate Student Union Insults Real Workers
Thanks for the homepage. I'd like to register as a non-member
of GASO. I don't much admire GESO's cult-like two-on-one for coffee
methods, and, coming from a big pro-union family, I think a graduate
student union is a big slap in the face to real workers. I wish
the people running 34 and 35 would realize it instead of spending
most of the strike fund on GESO promotion. Finally, I'd rather
not have a small group of self-aggrandizing, humorless individuals
as my exclusive bargaining agent. Thanks again for the venting
venue.
-- Madeleine
Fitzgerald NELC (Near East. Lang. and Civ.) '01
Some
Wise Words
I ran across the following quote in some research that I have
been doing. I think it has some relevance to the issue at hand
and offers words of wisdom to guide our own efforts. So, I thought
I would share it with you all in that spirit.
"As soon as one's convictions become unshakeable, evidence
ceases to be relevant--except as a means to convert the unbelievers.
Factual inaccuracies...are excusable in the light of the Higher
Truth." P.H. Hoebens
Here's to open, honest & respectful dialogue, critical inquiry
into the *facts* about this issue, and a fair & inclusive
process toward a constructive outcome.
My own experience
has been that, by and large, GESO is doing very little of this
because their leaders are blinded by unshakeable conviction, namely
unionization at any cost.
--anonymous
upon request
Will
everybody have the chance to vote "no"?
Q: Hello! I have a question for you. I am very
much against unionization here at Yale (and really appreciate
all your time, energy, efforts in setting up this page and speaking
out against unionization!). My question is how one can vote against
unionization if he/she isn't a member of the union? In other words,
would all graduate students get to vote in an election--or only
those who are members of GESO? Does one have to become a member
so as to be able to affect the outcome of the election?? I am
very curious to know whether you know the answer to these questions.
THANKS!!
-- anonymous
concerned graduate student
A:
No, you most certainly DO NOT need to be in GESO to have the chance
to vote against unionization, if the matter ever gets pushed so
far as to take a vote. The language in the www.yale.edu/gaso/NLRB.html
page may have been confusing -- if that's was gave rise to your
question.
GESO could
theoretically petition with the NLRB for an election to be overseen
by the NLRB if they deliver evidence that 30% or more of the putative
bargaining unit -- which is all graduate students, not just the
few instigating the whole thing -- have signed cards.
In fact, the
only way for people who have signed cards to "undo"
it if they change their mind is for the whole thing to be killed
in an election. (this fact came from the www.yale.edu/opa/gradschool/gradschool.html
FAQ page)
The simple
answer to your question, therefore, is -- No. All grad students
who will potentially be represented by the proposed union, which
is all graduate students, will have the chance to vote "no".
You raise an interesting point, however. If every graduate student
was to join GESO, we could probably vote the whole dumb idea out
of existence before it went any further -- provided GESO really
does run in a democratic fashion. But the vast majority of graduate
students are probably working too hard to afford the time.
If there is
an election for/against unionization, it will be decided by simple
majority of those people voting. This means if only the GESO bunch
turns out to vote in any significant way, even though they are
the minority (At the end of 1997, they reported 378 members to
the US Dept. of Labor -- there were 2381 graduate students in
fall '97), we're stuck with their bloody union. To keep this from
happening is one of the points of gaso -- to make people aware
that this is not going to go away if we just ignore it (which
was what gaso non-members were doing for a long time and saw that
it wasn't working.) At the very least, if one wants to be left
alone to do their research and teaching, then one must vote "no"
if and when the opportunity arises.
Follow-up
from the concerned graduate student: Thanks so much for your replies!!
I for one will DEFINITELY vote no if and when the time comes.
I hope that everyone else who opposes unionization will do so
too; just yesterday, I spoke with someone who said that he'd joined
GESO a couple of years ago just to "get them off of his back,"
so to speak. (Though this person hates GESO and, I'm sure, will
vote no). So I'm sure there are others who oppose the group but
joined to stop their constant badgering. I just hope that people
like us are in the majority and that they all turn out when the
times comes to vote no!
A
GESO organizer responds:
Hi, just wanted to correct what seems to be a misconception. Recently
your web page stated: "In fact, the only way for people who
have signed cards to "undo" it ..."
This isn't
entirely accurate. Yale's web page reports that under governmental
regulations, an organization cannot be compelled to return membership
cards. I can't speak to this point, not having a lawyer handy
at the moment, but it's irrelevant, because GESO's standing policy
is that we are a strictly voluntary organization, and we will
return any member's card upon their request.
GESO opposes
intimidation of any sort, and no GESO organizer I have spoken
with would want anyone to join "to get us off their back."
Chair Rachel Sulkes spoke forcefully to this point at the town
meeting. If you or anyone you know feels you have been intimidated
by GESO membership, I encourage you to contact us so that we can
remedy the problem.
Feel free
to use my name on this posting. I'm happy to discuss these or
any other issues with graduate students who are concerned about
them.
Curtis Mitchell
Graduate student in mathematics, GESO member and organizer, and
non-zealot [sic]
Editorial comment
It should
be pointed out that while it may not be "official GESO policy"
to engage in tactics of intimidation and coercion, that seems
to be a common MO. We have heard numerous incidences of the sort
that you are questioning, and other accounts of students individually
being sat down behind closed doors with two GESO agents, emerging
an hour later emotionally drained. In addition, most people that
contact gaso with notes of support request strict anonymity, as
they feel their lives could become much more difficult if their
names were to appear anywhere in association with gaso. These
requests are honored in every way possible, but suggests that
the situation has become pathological -- quite different from
an environment free of coercion and intimidation. While official
GESO policy may be stated above, which is refreshing to hear,
that some individuals' experiences differ suggests that the reality
is much different.
This would
also seem to be an appropriate place to identify a contradiction
-- this organizer states that GESO (or more precisely, perhaps,
the card-signing commitment to a union) is meant to be entirely
voluntary. However, if there is to be a vote, and if the GESO
union won, then it would be forcing its style of representation
onto those that specifically did not sign union cards (or withdrew
their support). In effect, while students' support for a union
now may be voluntary, the goal is to force the union on them quite
against their will. How is this just?
Statement by a Militant Apathist
"defending to the death one's right to not care"
Ryan MacArthur,
4rth year, Chemistry
"I don't
give a rat's ass"
John Lapham,
recent graduate student who did the radical thing -- worked hard,
learned a lot, humbly taught many around him, and graduated with
a PhD. The only posters he ever made were for happy hour.
"Wait,
Lapham took mine [quote]"
Rachel Martin,
2nd year chemistry
"fuck
geso."
-- name withheld for lack of explicit permission