Biographical sketch: A "Peter Chiu" is a curious animal
that when cornered will attack and issue a war screech that can be heard from 15
feet away. At 5'1" and a svelte 218 pounds, he is morphologically optimized to
be a cyclist and makes sure everyone knows it by wearing tri-speedos and a man
bra out on training rides. His huge thighs and huger ass give him the titanic
leverage he needs to get over East Rock mashing a ridiculously massive 34x21
gearing. Timid when the road's flat and timorous when the road's go down, watch
out for him soloing off the back of the Men's F races.
Recent Career Highlights:
1st Yale Invitational Brocciflower and Beans Eating Competition,
2005. Ironman Wisconsin, 2005. Half-Vineman, 2004. Buffalo Springs
Lake Half-Ironman, 2004. 0th Boston Invitational Weight Gain Competition,
2004. 3rd Place, 1st Yale Invitational Beer Miling Championship, 2004.
Vineman Ironman, 2003. |
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