ALIAS: TBD


HOMETOWN: New York, NY


FAVORITE ANIMAL: Ferret


FAVORITE FOOD: Pickles


BIO: Ruby didn't garner national attention until the mid 2000s when she starred in If You Leave Me, I Delete You, a film noir exploring the complex nature of internet alter egos. While the film received rave reviews on www.imdb.com (Beef_Sisterr6913 called it an "honest look at how internet is DEFACING human to human communication!?!!"), its straight-to-VHS status left Ruby penniless and careerless. With only her Barbie DreamLand sleeping bag, Ruby wandered the streets for 100 days and nights, shamelessly staring people in the eyes and repeating "Do you know me? Do you know this fallen star?" No one knew. But Ruby had hope. She began salvaging the bread crumbs of forgotten sandwiches to feed the malnourished pigeons of New York, an entirely selfless act that would eventually recatalyze her career. After only two days of her avianitarian efforts, Ruby was rediscovered by a rampant Broadway producer. She was offered (on-the-spot) the part of “Bird-Woman” in the new off-off-off Broadway production of Mary Poppins 2: The Sugar Didn't Quite Go Down Yet. With whispers of a possible Tony nod, Ruby is working on her newest biography, Star-Homeless-Homeless Star, as well as her not-for-profit organization, FEED, to combat pigeon hunger. 



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RUBY SPIEGEL ES ’15