PAUL BUCKLEY JE ’17


NOTABLE QUOTABLE:

TBD

ALIAS: “Usher”


HOMETOWN: Oakland, CA


FAVORITE ANIMAL: Horse


FAVORITE FOOD: A slice of pizza


BIO:

Paul Buckley requests to be rapped about only. Therefore, I must ask for a beat.


HELLO. THIS IS A RAP TO INTRODUCE YOU TO PAUL.

HE’S FLY BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN HE IS SMALL.

IN FACT HE IS A BIG DEAL, PER SAY.

YEAH HE STYLES HIS HEADWEAR IN A BACKWARDS WAY.

RECENTLY PAUL HAS UNDERGONE A CHANGE,

AS HE STUDIES THE HUMAN RACE AT CLOSE RANGE.

HE USED TO WATCH INSTEAD OF CONFORMING TO OUR RULES,

BUT HE WONDERS WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE MADE OF MOLECULES.

USUALLY HE FINDS IT HARD TO COMMUNICATE

BUT JUST YESTERDAY OUR LANGUAGE HE TRIED TO DUPLICATE.

WHEN HE SEES HUMANS BREATHING OR SINGING SONGS

HE IS MYSTIFIED AND WANTS TO BELONG.

PAUL CAN’T WAIT FOR A DAY WHEN HE CAN ROMP IN THE GRASSES

AND SEE THE WORLD AS A HUMAN THROUGH HIS GLASSES.


Many thanks. If you have any questions that would be of a concern to Paul, he will be holding a question and answer session after the show.