ALIAS: TBD


HOMETOWN: Los Angeles, CA


FAVORITE ANIMAL: Bugs


FAVORITE FOOD: Salad dressing


BIO: Natalie did not wait long before silencing her toughest critics, managing to deliver her own birth with striking poise and attention to detail. She further impressed her fans and stunned her detractors by naming herself Natalie just two hours after birth. The world had high hopes and passive contempt for this prodigal infant. Furthermore, albeit thus therefore insofar –as such, relatedly –Natalie henceforth consequently moreover in conclusion.  Natalie has fallen in love in fourteen languages, fallen out of love on all Seven Summits, and traces her lineage to Ghandi, as well as Alexander Hamilton. She loves cheesy breadsticks and breaded cheesesticks differently, but that is not to say that she prefers one to the other. If you’re looking for deep eternal love without all of the commitment, then Natalie might just be your girl.


NOTABLE QUOTABLE:

Well, not anymore.

NATALIE EPSTEIN PC’16