JESSE SCHRECK CC ’14


NOTABLE QUOTABLE:

TBD

ALIAS: “No-Arms Timmy”


HOMETOWN: New York, NY


FAVORITE ANIMAL: Pikachu


FAVORITE FOOD: Tater Tots


BIO:

Jesse "one lung" Schreck had to give up a promising career in underwater ballet following an unfortunate incident involving fishing wire, his mother, and a rogue CIA missile.  The details are too painful to discuss.  Suffice it to say that Jesse can no longer perform his signature half-pirrouette-toe-touch-split-jump, and that his mother was exiled to the remote island nation of Tuvalu.  Don't worry, Jesse got a new, virtual, mother, and she's even better than the old one. Though he's still afraid of the ocean, sometimes he puts on his old bathing cap and gazes longingly at his "Beaches of the World" calendar and his six world championship trophies.  Someday, Jesse says, he'll be out there again, making the magic happen.