ALIAS: TBD


HOMETOWN: Park City, UT


FAVORITE ANIMAL: Whiptail Lizards  


FAVORITE FOOD: Your Grandma’s Cookies


BIO: Brett knows why you're here. In fact, he compelled you to come here. Brett heard the thought you just had. He chortled to himself about it. He watched you as you grew, and applauded your decision making and development. He struck the perfect balance of protecting you while also affording you the freedom of discovering where exactly you fit in this wild, wild world. He says your welcome for the successes you've had. He raised you. He taught you everything you know. He is your parent. He is everyone's parent. Don't remember this? That's because he didn't want to take credit for it, obviously. He loves you, but he knows how wacky you can be. He forgives you. If Brett makes eye contact with you, it's your lucky day (you will be impregnated with a Gerber Baby. Congrats!). We know you shy from the spotlight, Brett, but on behalf of the Gerber Corporation, we thank you!


NOTABLE QUOTABLE:

TBD

BRETT DAVIDSON ES’16