ALIAS: TBD


HOMETOWN: Telluride, CO


FAVORITE ANIMAL: Plato


FAVORITE FOOD: Flaming Sugar Bagels


BIO:

Alexis is a girl. A girl who doesn't like pants. A girl born into a world of pants, but still a girl that doesn't like pants. They're restrictive. They're binding. They don't let you hop and float and pretend you're a helicopter sometimes. That's something that Alexis Cruzzavala just won't stand for. She has to be able to hop and float and pretend she's a helicopter or she will simply implode. It happened once, when she was 7 on a crowded bus. It wasn't pretty. Since that day Alexis has collected herself and continues to fight the insidious forces of pants, battling her various enemies: cracked-out squirrels, horrible sea monsters, and the occasional piece of nylon string.


NOTABLE QUOTABLE:

How do you catch a crow, let alone put one in a well?

ALEXIS CRUZZAVALA DC ’13