Name: Ross Uhrich

 

College and Class: Calhoun '10

 

Hometown: Dieselville, Dirty Jerz

 

Prospective Major: Biomedical Engineering

 

General Interests: Meat, steak, chicken, pork, fish, mountain biking, boxing, long-stem roses, hunting, fishing, crying, football, UFC

 

Animal Form: Turducken (prior to cooking...in living form)

 

Fun Fact: I once enjoyed all of my general interest simultaneously...in my animal form.

 

Favorite Quote: "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes."

 

Wittiness In Eight Words: "Wittiness" is my middle name...maybe...guess not.

 

 

 

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