Name: Claire Gordon

 

College and Class: Saybrook '10

 

Hometown: London, UK

 

Prospective Major: Sarcopenic obesity

 

General Interests: Freshmen

 

Animal Form: Lemur

 

Fun Fact: Sarcopenic obesity is a new category of obesity, most prevalent among the elderly.

 

Favorite Quote: "You look like a Lemur." - my ex-roommate

 

Wittiness In Eight Words: Haircut? (despondently) Cancer. Cancer? (Chirpily) Haircut! BLACK OUT.

 

 

 

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