Name: Austin Bernhardt

 

College and Class: Trumbull '12

 

Hometown: Roslyn, NY

 

Prospective Major: American Studies, English

 

General Interests: Referencing Arrested Development and/or Clone High, turning my multitude of awkward social situations into funny stories, the honeydew-flavored Oikos white tea

 

Animal Form: Tarsier (http://blog.makezine.com/_wp-content_uploads_2007_08_tarsier.jpg )

 

Fun Fact: My suite bought a couch off of craigslist that just happens to have my last name sown into one of the seat cushions

 

Favorite Quote: "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."-Mel Brooks

 

Wittiness In Eight Words: Wittiness? What do you mean by that? I

 

 

 

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